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  • r.m. allen
  • 2 days ago
  • 2 min read

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Ingredients

  • 1 pound chuck roast

  • 3-4 chipotle chilis in adobo, chopped

  • 1 can mild red enchilada sauce

  • 4 garlic cloves, minced

  • 1 tsp salt

  • 2 tsp chili powder

  • 1 tsp chipotle chili powder

  • 2 tsp cumin

  • 1 T smoked paprika

  • 1/2-1 tsp red pepper flakes

  • 1 poblano pepper, diced

  • 1 yellow onion, diced

  • 1 can black beans, undrained

  • 1 can pinto beans, undrained

  • 2 cans Rotel, undrained


Directions

  1. In a large bowl, combine chipotle chilis with 2 T adobo sauce, enchilada sauce, garlic, salt, chili powder, cumin, paprika, and red pepper. Place chuck roast in the bowl, cover with marinade, and marinade overnight in the refrigerator.

  2. In a large skillet over medium-high heat, brown the chuck roast on all sides.

  3. In a small saucepan, cook marinade over medium-low heat until slightly reduced.

  4. In a crockpot, combine poblano, onion, beans, and Rotel with reduced marinade, then add the chuck roast.

  5. Cook on low 6-8 hours or until roast is tender. Shred the roast, test the seasoning level, and continue cooking with the lid off for 30 minutes.

  6. Serve with your favorite chili toppings.


The Making of Frankenchili

I am not, by nature, a recipe developer. I scout out the best recipes I can and then stick with them for life. I found my Holy Grail cinnamon roll recipe in 2015 and refuse on principle to sample any others. I stole my chili recipe from my mother-in-law when I married into the family. I rely almost exclusively on a handful of bloggers to round out my weekly dinner plans. But two years of coming in second at my friends’ annual chili cookoff made it clear to me that Rachael Ray and Tieghan Gerard could not get it done.


So I determined to create my own chili recipe, taking my favorite elements from my two runner-up recipes plus elements from a favorite taco recipe, in the hopes of finally securing the coveted title of chili champion. I did not test it. I did not write it down. I did not think I or anybody else would ever want to make it again.


But when my name was announced and the Golden Ladle Trophy was in my hand, I knew I could not let Frankenchili be lost to time. So, with great thanks to Rachael Ray’s Tex-Mex chili and to the poblano chili and chicken tinga tacos from Half Baked Harvest: Super Simple, I present this, the chili of champions. And, because I'm not a food blogger, I'm putting the recipe first.

 
 
 
  • r.m. allen
  • Oct 3
  • 2 min read
ree

Learn impermanence,

O frail immortal.

Kiss the dust from whence

you issue and return.

Made as you are of that which fades and withers, bless

the flowers; bless the dying leaves.


Know transience,

O fallen glory, little idol

of the living God who gives

your form and being.


Accept inquietude,

O dying star,

which blazes for the briefest night and is no more.

This dark enshadows that which is to come:

that far unsleeping land beyond

that everlasting summer bloom

that form enduring ever

Run unfainting as the outward earth is wasting.

Bless the coming of the light

Bless that eternal dawn.

Here's what I read, cooked, and created in the month of September.


What I Read

  • Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens (★★★★★)

  • Tom Lake, Ann Patchett (★★★★★)

  • The Hired Girl, Laura Amy Schlitz (★★★★★)

  • Surviving Savannah, Patti Callahan Henry (★★)


If you want to hear the rationale behind my rating, head to my Goodreads for full reviews.


What I Cooked

Difficulty: ★★

Flavor: ★★

Keeper: No

Comments: Ugh, this should have been so much better than it was. The taste and look were rather reminiscent of dog food. I want to like it because the method was easy, but it was just not good.

Difficulty: ★

Flavor: ★★★

Keeper: Yes

Comments: I wouldn't say this wowed me, but it certainly could not have been easier, and I can see it being a great casserole to contribute to a meal train.

Difficulty: ★★

Flavor: ★★★★★

Keeper: Yes

Comments: I love fruity olive oil cakes and good uses for zucchini. Absolutely a win.


What I Created

  • The first paragraph of a new essay

May your days be filled with beauty, and may your heart be filled with the willingness to see and give thanks for it.

 
 
 
  • r.m. allen
  • Sep 3
  • 3 min read
ree

This is the last of the summer days, though the calendar says otherwise. It seems to come earlier and earlier each year, this feeling that it is all ending, and ending too soon. I feel it with the cool mornings and creeping dusks, the withering flowers and the leaves blushing like schoolgirls.


But here, today, it is all summer: seventy-five degrees, sunshine filtering hazily through clouds, butterflies sipping hibiscus nectar as we stroll through the botanical gardens. A cardinal flashes from treetop to treetop, and we can still hear his song after he disappears. We wander the gravel paths and boardwalks, pausing for you to photograph this plant or that creature. The photos will languish on a memory card for weeks before you look at them; it’s the taking of them you like, anyway.


We rest on a bench beside the golden pavilion at the garden’s edge. The water lilies in their pools have a kind of vivid unreality to them--purple, blue, pink, yellow, a shock against each green lily pad. A week from right now I will be sitting in my office, probably in some dry in-service meeting, while my mind drifts like a leaf in a stream. It will carry me back here.


Though it is too late for lunch and too early for dinner, it is always the right time for ice cream, so that’s our next stop. Something with chocolate and peanut butter in a waffle cone for you, blackberry lemon bar in a sugar cone for me. It tastes as fresh and bright as summer. With careful licks I smooth the craggy scoops into even rounds, savoring each ripple of blackberry and chunk of pound cake. When I reach the cone (too soon), I snap off pieces with my teeth, spiraling down to its pointed end. Since this cannot last forever, I have determined to enjoy every bite before it all melts away.

Here's what I read, cooked, and created in the month of August.


What I Read

  • Ask Again, Yes, Mary Beth Keane (★★★★)

  • Forgiving What you Can't Forget: Discover How to Move On, Make Peace with Painful Memories, and Create a Life That's Beautiful Again, Lysa TerKeurst (★★★★)

  • The Betrothed, Kiera Cass (★★★★)

  • The Betrayed, Kiera Cass (★★★★)

  • Z: A Novel of Zelda Fitzgerald, Therese Anne Fowler (★★★)

  • Chosen Ones, Veronica Roth (★★)

  • Just for the Summer, Abby Jimenez (★★)

  • The Forest of Vanishing Stars, Kristin Harmel (★★)

  • When the Stars Lead to You, Ronni Davis (★)


If you want to hear the rationale behind my rating, head to my Goodreads for full reviews.


What I Cooked

Difficulty: ★★★

Flavor: ★★★★

Keeper: Yes

Comments: I overbaked this a bit, but it was still delicious.

Difficulty: ★★

Flavor: ★★★★

Keeper: Yes

Comments: These do get soggy left over, but they are great fresh.

Difficulty: ★★

Flavor: ★★★★★

Keeper: Yes

Comments: Easily my favorite Dutch baby recipe I've tried. I do prefer the savory ones to the sweet, and the bechamel really took this over the top for me.

Difficulty: ★

Flavor: ★★★

Keeper: Maybe

Comments: I always think I'm going to like chia pudding more than I do. It was fine.


What I Created

  • Some progress in my project

  • Some more of the recipe compilation

May your days be filled with beauty, and may your heart be filled with the willingness to see and give thanks for it.

 
 
 

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